Several of these stories I have already written, just need to get them into my blog. I wanted to put down a list of some of them, and hope my family will give me additional ideas of things they remember.
1)The Amway years - subtitled how to run off all of your friends and most of your family.
2)HGH shots - does this crap make your feet grow
3)The local assylum - the employer of half the town and most of my family
4)Lambson reunions - my female siblings want to rename them: "the convention of cheaters, beaters and whinners." Or possibly."dirty old men and the women and chilren who love them anyway"
5)The lists, written in red on the yellow legal pad
6)"I hate the Back Street Boys" subtitled Jace's near death experience
7)Lance and Colters state track meet. Gold medal brought to you by the yellow hair gang.
8)Shannon and the WOW walkers
9)Reese and Jace tarring the dog instead of the roof.
10)The Wild Pescado pig
11)Dino - a sad pig tale- or- real men kill and butcher there own animals
12)Jace- state track champ - or the mom who drugged her own son
13)Pinachle - shoes must be worn!!!!
14)Really, hit me in the face as hard as you can. (Colter)
15)Red Cloud and the bonding experience
16)The smelly goat girls (real ranchers raise cows)
17)Jeremiah was a Bull frog and other wood cutting experiences.
18) Robert and the Steve Austin doll - your going to make my son gay
19)Lance, Shay, Jace, Ashley, Colter Lindsey and the coach bay. or what could have been titled "And they never saw her again"
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Love love love the list.
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